Twitterpated
twitterpated (twĭt’ər-pāt’ĕd)
–adjective
1. confused by affection or infatuation
2. describing someone who is head over heels in love
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Dooce Love tweets from twits:
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-DO NOT go to @RenegadeMoms website and support their weak attempt at copying @dooce. They aren’t creative enough to have an original idea
2:33 PM Sep 22nd from web
-I would be if it was an original idea.
4:09 PM Sep 22nd from web in reply to RenegadeMoms
-Oh, and if you actually made decent $ from your site – which you probably won’t
4:12 PM Sep 22nd from web in reply to RenegadeMoms
-@dooce everytime i go to your hate site I feel like i have to come back here and reassure you that you’re wonderful. that crap is toxic!
about 9 hours ago from web
-wow. taking trolls to the bank.
about 17 hours ago from web
-@dooce you are amazingly talented but I don’t envy you for a second. How do you deal with all the hate & insanity directed your way?
1 day ago from web
-Totally feeling sorry for @dooce – her new hate section shows some people who really need to get a life & loose the negativity. Badly.
1 day ago from web
-@dooce my respect for you has just multiplied by a million after seeing your Monetizing the Hate page. Awesome, just awesome.
1 day ago from web
-@Dooce, reading your “hate” sction right now and noticed hater spelled Marlo & Leta’s names wrong while claiming YOU don’t care about them.
1 day ago from web
-Do I have to click on the ads on Monetizing the Hate for it to pay you? Doing all the clicking I can!
1 day ago from web
-Have you seen Dooce’s “Monetize the Hate?” – LOLing at the haters and profiting from it! Genius!
1 day ago from UberTwitter
-I love going to @dooce’s new hate page and clicking on all of the ads because I can just feel the trolls growing angrier.
1 day ago from HootSuite
-@dooce’s “Monetizing The Hate” is quite brilliant. Someone chastised her for #breastfeeding w/shingles. What a moron.
1 day ago from TweetDeck
-..this is a free internet. If u hate @dooce so much and KEEP READING, u have bigger problems.Get over yourselves, for real.
1 day ago from web
-This monetizing the hate thing @dooce is impressive. Hope Heather has a restraining order against this Michelle loon, just in case.
2 days ago from Spaz
-@dooce If you had a Monetizing The Love section I pray that u know it’d garner 100xs more $ & <3 than any hate could produce; LOTS adore u!
2 days ago from Echofon
(why yes it does…thanks!)
-@dooce, I would love to know the website of this Michelle-with-the-many-names-and-hate. I googled and came up empty.
2 days ago from web
-Yikes! I’ve been reading the @dooce hate site and it freaks me out. It creeps me out that people are that hateful, period.
2 days ago from web
-@dooce sounds like you are having a rough day;hang in there! I LOVE monetizing the hate,cracks me up,great strategy. Keep up the great work!
2 days ago from Echofon
-@dooce Monetizing The Hate is brilliant. i love how Michelle Rebeiro Yoakum Mcbee is all up on your pretty little nuts. haters amuse me.
2 days ago from web
(We love how gullible sheep are that they believe that is her “real” name ‘cuz @dooce “says so”. Sheep amuse us)
-why are you inciting hate? you’re just jealous of dooce’s husband who’s hotter than you. Not like you’re gettin any
2 days ago from web
-@blurb @dooce I love the Hate blog. You two are *awesome*. Keep up the whole being awesome work. 
2 days ago from web
-I know! @dooce haters just want to hate. So much negative energy.
2 days ago from web
-I’m reading and ZOMG all that hate, it boggles my mind…(@dooce)
2 days ago from web
(well, in all fairness sheep minds boggle easily. That’s why they are known to walk off cliffs in the fog following each other)
-just look at Dooce – some love her – some hate her – the fact is she doesn’t have a mask on and that’s what makes her a success
2 days ago from web
-@dooce It would probably get out of hand, but it would be cool to reply to some of those nutters on ‘hate’.Why don’t they just stop reading?
2 days ago from web
-Hoping that @dooce will monetize more of the hate over Monetizing the Hate… just because the irony is so delicious. lmao
2 days ago from web
(irony…hmmmmm….irony…)
-@blurb We definately do see it, and you and @dooce do it so well!! Don’t worry about the hate mongers, they will destroy themselves.
2 days ago from Tweetie
-@blurb It’s the thing that makes me angriest about the Dooce hate.
2 days ago from web
-@dooce @blurb I still can’t get over how much I laugh when I read the HATE! Vagina Jon! I love how they think YOU two are crazy!
2 days ago from Brizzly
(well if the Prozac fits)
-@dooce The Hate is UNREAL. I hope by visiting it several times a day and ad-clicking, the money will pile up thus flipping off the haters.
2 days ago from web
-@dooce I just did some Amazon shopping, AND WENT THROUGH THE HATE SITE TO GET THERE! Hah! That is how it works right? Ahem.
2 days ago from web
-Used to think @Dooce had to be exaggerating over hate mail, but read yesterday, now just impressed she’s not paralyzed
3 days ago from TweetDeck
-Dooce is now monetising her hate mail page – I think that might be a model for the rest of us to follow…
4 days ago from web
-@dooce I’ve been reading dooce for about 4 years. LOVE, LOVE the new haters website! let’s hope all the crusty panty haters get SHINGLES!
1 day ago from web
(love love love how dooce steals crusty panties from someone wittier than her and claims it for her sheep…baaaaaa….crusty panties……baaaaaaa…..)
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